Holy nuts! I gotta pay $500 just to become a founder for these scalawags? What’ll I get in return? How is that even worth it?
First of all, becoming a founder is a limited time offer, that’s because Tucker will tattoo your name on his body in large font and he only has so much space.
But really, seriously: Five hundred chips. That’s lot of crunkle we’re asking for.
Right now we’re scavenging lumber for new dog houses, making hot deals on beat-to-crap dog sleds, putting whole paychecks into ATVs for fall training, paying for dirt work to make room for a dog yard, and watching our hard-earned gambino become a “dog sled kennel”. Yes, it’s on us that we’re spending all our moola on this lifestyle, investing in a sport that has a neutral — mostly negative — monetary return. And yet we have the gall to ask people to donate their own dough to us?
We often talk about an alternative: “Why don’t we do it all on our own? Then we don’t owe nobody nothin. We don’t got no yoke. Everybody can just go and mind their own damn business. This is ours and we value our privacy.” But no. That’s not quite right, is it?
Become a founder and you’ve really helped build something with us. Become a founder and you’ve contributed a considerable hunk of cheddar to a tradition based in community values, adventure, and wilderness. What’s more, you’ll become a part of the mushing community. We can offer you a sense of authenticity by sharing the lifestyle with you. After all, you helped make it possible.
After a year, we’ll turn off the “founder” option, and we’ll make sure to have permanent list of all three founders that we ended up getting on the website. Of course, we’ll also tattoo your names on Tucker’s caboose, send you a letter or two, and make sure to give you big wet kisses when we see you in the future.
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